Victoria takes the lead

Despite the best efforts of the Andrews government to protect the sheep from themselves Victoria has taken the lead in the total number of COVID-19 cases detected. For those comrades concerned about the potential for an erosion of confidence in the Andrews approach, take confidence in the subtle messaging our genius guide has been sending…

PRV leads the way with freedom to protest system.

When Victoria introduced electronic sheep tagging in 2016 hyperventilators like Barnaby Joyce ridiculed the move. https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2016-08-24/sheep-electronic-tags-lambs-wool-policy-victoria-biosecurity/7779328 With the the system and database technology in place and working perfectly for tracking sheep, our Hero of the PRV, Dan Andrews has applied the system at virtually no cost to Victorians to manage outbreaks of COVID-19 and other…

Victorian small business collapse quota not achieved, yet………..

Our blessed gardener of humanity, Dan “hundred eyes” Andrews has extended the State of Emergency for another 3 weeks. With Jobkeeper and other federally sponsored handouts, a higher than expected number of small businesses are still viable, however rest assured comrades the more aggressive and highly leveraged businesses are starting to fold. With another 3…

Keeping the sheep in line – Dan Andrews style

Keeping the flock in a constant state of fear is a skill mastered by the Australian sheep dog and their master. The sheep dog does the work, reads the mood and gives the occasional nip to any of the flock who temporarily forget who is boss. The master provides direction with subtle whistles and calls…

Protecting Mum

Daniel Andrew’s has been attacked by the intellectual light weights at Sky News for maintaining Stage 3 “State of Emergency” restrictions till the end of term. Using Mother’s Day as an excuse to appear compassionate Paul Murray and Co assumed that Victorians would rather risk Mum’s life for a capitalist holiday than keep away for…