Despite the best efforts of the Andrews government to protect the sheep from themselves Victoria has taken the lead in the total number of COVID-19 cases detected.
For those comrades concerned about the potential for an erosion of confidence in the Andrews approach, take confidence in the subtle messaging our genius guide has been sending in the weekend press conferences.
For those with an eye for detail, comrade Andrews has been wearing a jacket branded “The North Face”.
The north face is the steepest and hardest climb to the summit of Mt Everest. A route only under taken by professional climbers, and never attempted by the rich, privileged children of the bourgeoisie.
Take comfort comrades that the path to realising the PRV utopia is not easy and we must be prepared to sacrifice along the way.